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— help.
it’s valentines day…I was sure nothing was happening. I just scored a date with this old friend of mine from high school? We are texting now, but I am like so nervous for the date. *it is only a casual coffee type of thing* SO my lovely male followers, what should I say? ok not like that but what topics should I bring up? — I’m so cold and so sick…
I wish I had a close guy friend, he’d come over, sleep with me, hold me tight until I stop shivering. Then we’d just both fall asleep. but…I’m forever alone so, I’ll just hug myself with 12824782 blankets. — I just want to meet a freakishly tall guy….
So then we can be tall weirdos together :)
— this is why she is my best friend.
- me: do you know how to approach penis?
- friend: no, no I don't
- me: It sucks
- friend: I wish there was a class on how to approach penis.
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